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visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

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Jun 8, 2014 / 230,333 notes

“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

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Jun 8, 2014 / 84,884 notes

breakfastburritoe:

I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks

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Jun 8, 2014 / 23,978 notes

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Jun 7, 2014 / 220,489 notes

ginternet:

megidokis:

Do not hate homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, ect
But do not hate heterosexuals.

Do not hate trans*gender, agender, non-binary people
But do not hate cissexuals.

Do not hate people of color
But do not hate white people.

Do not hate women
But do not hate men.

Do not hate Christians
But do not hate atheists.

Hatred only breeds more hatred. Is it that hard to understand?

This needs more attention than it’s gotten.

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glass-cases:

wrONG
Jun 7, 2014 / 166,587 notes

glass-cases:

wrONG

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Jun 7, 2014 / 458,914 notes

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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Jun 7, 2014 / 227,037 notes

a-storm-for-every-spring:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

In honor of hitting 69 followers I will be giving away this small shopping cart I found in the trash at work (I’m a janitor so this isn’t as strange as it sounds, I find all sorts of crap). You do not have to be following me, and I will ship anywhere in the world on my own money. If you would like to win said small shopping cart reblog this post by June 30th! Winner will be chosen at random.

This has eleven thousand notes in under twelve hours.  My followers have multiplied twentyfold.  A fic has been written about me and my goddamn shopping cart.  Why.  Why does a tiny shopping cart instill such passion in the hearts of bloggers

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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
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itchyrin:

suddenlywolf:

what atheists actually believe

is this reddit

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Jun 7, 2014 / 154,278 notes

sadgaymeme:

sweet dreams are

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who am i to

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humoristics:

#Friendzonedagain
Jun 7, 2014 / 103,280 notes

humoristics:

#Friendzonedagain

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